Notes on how to prolong three-letter words

For the first time in the history of Starbucks since circa IDK when already, my three-letter word name got prolonged and misspelled by the barista. I am not complaining or anything. I just find my “other” sounds-like name rather amusing.

The barista kind of noticed me think twice before getting that coffee cup. I guess she realized she spelled it wrong, or perhaps made it sound different. But I was the only person there and it's most likely my cup. She told me she was kind of SABAW and all. I just LOL-ed and said it's okay.

This could be the sign that now is the time to change my coffee cup name. *evil smirk*